Here at the international HQ of Tower House Dolls (Unlimited, Amalgamated, Consolidated) we've been conducting interviews for a new apprentice position in our operations department.
We're looking for young, enthusiastic, free-thinkers, with energy and flair.
Small Dog declined to apply, citing the fact that she already held a 'manijmint possishun' and was of more use in the 'strategy and planning' department.
I ventured to observe that if we had a 'snoozing and napping' department she'd be a definite boon, but it fell on deaf ears.
We did have an application from an outstanding new talent though, and she agreed to undergo a gruelling series of selection tasks yesterday afternoon.
|Thoughtfully responding to probing questions|
|Practical test involving natural history recognition|
We look forward to welcoming our new staff member very soon!